We invite you to check out the following titles. See ordering information at the bottom of the page.
Alternative Incite encourages readers to give in to their creative impulses and exercise their right to be bizarre, different, and/or peculiar in the interest of personal satisfaction and the greater good. Price: $3
Contents of Issue #1 include: An introductory rant about getting off your ass and doing the thing, hot takes on important articles you (probably) haven’t read, an op-ed about “getting off the hamster wheel,” an examination of the “new normal” (whatever that is), adventures in anachronism (aka: life lived off-line), an interview with musician Suvo Sur (who produces scores for award-winning films and podcasts), advice and insight from the Butter Lamb Reference Library, and a remembrance of and shout out to the “Doyenne of Dictionaries.” Specs: 40 pages, size: 7 x 8.5 (half-size legal)
Words to Live Through and The Butter Lamb’s Most Acceptable Posts Two high-quality, one-off, zine-style pamphlets. Price: $2 (each)
Jailed By My Father — Written by J. Matthew Smith, the book’s subtitle, Tales of Tough Love, Bad Haircuts, and O.J., says it all. The short stories in this book are all true and in some cases, regrettably so. There is no theme, no plot, and no lesson. They are simply the unfortunate stories of a very fortunate boy. Oh, and they’re laugh-out-loud funny. Price: $8
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